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A horse walks into a bar, he sits down and the bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The second horse walks in with jumper cables attached to it's head, he sits down, and the bartender says, "I don't mind the long face, but don't you go and try to start anything!"
Here's a funny one... 
With dreams of rodeo glory dancing in his head, a tenderfoot decided to hone his horsemanship. He mounted the horse, and it sprang into motion. It galloped along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the tenderfoot began to slip from the saddle.
Terrified, he grabbed for the horse's mane, but couldn't seem to get a firm grip. He tried to throw his arms around the horse's neck and almost lost his balance. The horse galloped along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.
Finally, the tenderfoot tried to throw himself to safety by leaping from the horse. Unfortunately, his foot became entangled in the stirrup, putting him at the mercy of the pounding hooves. His head battered repeatedly against the ground, and he was moments away from unconsciousness when, to his great fortune, the Wall-Mart manager ran out and unplugged the horse. |
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~~~ If life were fair, horses would ride half the time ~~~ |
~~~Don't squat with yer spurs on~~~
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~~~Never smack a man who's chewin' tobacco~~~
~~~A Smith & Wesson always beats four aces~~~
~~Don't hit a man when he's down unless you are darned certain he won't
get up~~
~~~Shoot it, Bubba, it might be my mother-in-law~~~
~~~There are two theories to arguin' with a woman; neither one works~~~
~~~Never follow good whiskey with water, unless you're out of good whiskey~~~
~~~Never miss a good chance to shut up~~~
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